Uh oh…it’s happening: I’m starting to get really, really Twitarded again! I just watched Oprah’s much anticipated “Eclipse” special with Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, and Kristen Stewart and all I want to do right now is cartwheels across my living room floor! O-MIGAWD, this show just reaffirmed my apeshitness over all things TWI-LIGHT! WHOOHOO! […]
Girl Talk
Dear Mom: HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!
Ok, I know I may be a bit biased, but I really think you’re the best mom in the whole wide world. I don’t even know where to begin in describing how amazing you are as a mother; and how much I just really, really like you! But I’ll do my best… Growing up, I […]
Why do men LOVE fake boobies?
When I got home from work today, Jeff wasted no time in telling me that he had a confession to make. He looked slightly nervous as he proceeded to tell me that I wasn’t going to like what I was about to hear. Okaaaaay… I said; go on… Jeff continued; “I was jogging on the […]
How to spend $244 million bucks
Right now, I could very well be a multi-millionaire. I hold in my hand the digits that stand between me and my future very wealthy self. Earlier today, Jeff dropped a ten spot at the local gas station and, hopefully, this casual move has secured our future for life. And I probably shouldn’t say this; […]
Diaries on BART (San Francisco’s freak show on rails)
Taking public transportation in a bustling metropolitan city is kind of like going out into the woods when the sun goes down: the freaks of nature come out. And in the past three years of living in the San Francisco Bay Area, I’ve racked up quite the laundry list of entertaining stories from my daily […]