Girl Talk

Countdown to Twilight Saga: ECLIPSE!!!!

Uh oh…it’s happening: I’m starting to get really, really Twitarded again! I just watched Oprah’s much anticipated “Eclipse” special with Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, and Kristen Stewart and all I want to do right now is cartwheels across my living room floor!  O-MIGAWD, this show just reaffirmed my apeshitness over all things TWI-LIGHT!   WHOOHOO! […]

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Dear Mom: HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

Ok, I know I may be a bit biased, but I really think you’re the best mom in the whole wide world. I don’t even know where to begin in describing how amazing you are as a mother; and how much I just really, really like you! But I’ll do my best… Growing up, I […]

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Why do men LOVE fake boobies?

When I got home from work today, Jeff wasted no time in telling me that he had a confession to make. He looked slightly nervous as he proceeded to tell me that I wasn’t going to like what I was about to hear. Okaaaaay… I said; go on… Jeff continued; “I was jogging on the […]

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How to spend $244 million bucks

Right now, I could very well be a multi-millionaire. I hold in my hand the digits that stand between me and my future very wealthy self. Earlier today, Jeff dropped a ten spot at the local gas station and, hopefully, this casual move has secured our future for life. And I probably shouldn’t say this; […]

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