Lucky, lucky me – I’m still pregnant! Are you jelly of my ability to stay pregnant longer than the average human? I don’t know if I should consider it a compliment that babies don’t want to leave my womb on time after 40 whole weeks of pregnancy, but I’m just going to think of it […]
Motherhood
Countdown to baby: New car, pre-school, and wringing my dog’s neck! Check out my 39 week baby bump!
The countdown to baby has officially begun now that I’m less than one week away from having my baby boy. The doctor’s predict history will likely repeat itself and I’ll be induced a second time, but you never know. Part of me sort of likes the idea of being induced because I’ll know exactly when the day […]
Earth to Miley Cyrus’ mom! WHERE ARE YOU?? Plus, check out my 38 week baby bump!
I’ve had it up to here with the new Miley Cyrus. I seriously can’t take it anymore. It’s like waaaaaaaay too much chocolate syrup dumped on a really tiny scoop of vanilla ice cream. It’s over kill. Hasn’t anyone taught Miley that a little bit can go a long way? Like, I don’t know, her […]
When your toddler stops sleeping through the night before baby #2 arrives…AHH! See my 37 week baby bump!
I have been lucky in that Annabelle has always been a pretty darn good sleeper. Once we figured out the whole napping situation every hour and a half as a newborn, we were golden with our little daily nap schedule, give or take the occasional hiccup. She was sleeping through the night at 6 weeks […]
“Mommy dating” is like online dating, only it’s more awkward and it takes bigger balls. Check out my 35 week baby bump!
I’ve been officially “mommy dating” for about a month now and so far it’s going……..ok. For those unaware, mommy dating is when mommies go out to parks and malls and mommy play dates set up on the Internet and hope to find friends. I feel like it’s similar to online dating, except instead of just […]