Motherhood

Happy 4th Birthday, Baby!

At this time four years ago I was lying in a hospital bed dying from labor pains (ok, maybe I wasn’t dying), and all I was doing was begging my nurse to GIVE ME THE DRUGGGGGGS! Thankfully, around 1am a dude with numbing drugs came into my room to bring me sweet relief. AHHHH…. Ba-bye […]

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My memory blows.

I’ve blogged about my diminishing brain power as I’ve continued down the path of stay-at-home-momdom, and today is yet another post dedicated to my ineptness for remembering a goddamn thing.

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